So, heres my rant of the week. I'm just gonna say it, I could give a Royal Sh*t about the royal wedding. Its all over the TV, all over the internet and all over the mad marketing campaigns of pathetic companies that want to make a dollar. But when it comes down to it, let me ask the world: Is your life going to be any different because some rich dude gets married?
I can hear the criticisms now (mainly my mother): "well he could be the heir to the next thrown," "He's going to have children that keep the royal family alive," "its going to be better than charles and diana's wedding"......and the list goes on..... my response to that is.....
BLAH BLAH BLAH
As an avid history buff, i'm the first to acknowledge the Canadian connection the England and the traditional significance of the royal family. I just think that Canadians have more on their plate to worry about (hint: an upcoming election) than what William did on his bachelor party, or who is (or isn't) being invited to the ceremony.
I guess I can only speak for myself, so I am happy to say that I have better things in my life to worry about than what kind of dress Kate Middleton is going to wear or whether the quarter I use to pay for gas has the newlywed couples face on it. People are cashing in on this silly event all because society buys into it. Jokes on us.
While the rest of the world obsesses over the manufactured wedding day, i'll be patiently awaiting the first magazine that advertises their divorce! (stats tell us that its bound to happen)
Happy Hump Day everyone :)
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